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The FMU is run by The Consortium, a heinous group of individuals who are cloaked in the shadows, smoke Morley cigarettes, and live to deceive, inveigle, and obfuscate.

The members of The Consortium are:

#1C--Yappi's Biggest Fan--the Well Worn Woman,
Head Looney, and First Advisor to Her Royal X-ness (emeritus status).

#6C--Czarina Alex--the Well Mannered Woman and Her Royal X-ness.

#8C--Nicky C--Agent Shy Girl (emeritus status).

#9C--Spitfire--the Flaming Red Haired Phile.

#18C--Rickldo--the Music Makin' Man (emeritus status).

#22C--Firefly--the Always Shining Man.

#23C--Flag--the Innocent Looking Woman and Vice President.

#25C--Neonsister--the Mistress of Parody and President.

#26C--Vixen--the Fantastically Foxy Agent.

#30C--Rena--the Never Resting Woman

#32C--TWallace--the Margarita Mixing Man (emeritus status).

#38C--Michelle--the Martha Stewart Woman (emeritus status).

#44C--Bragh--the Insane Vampire Groundskeeper.

#63C--Professor X-Files--the Debonair Dancing Man (emeritus status).

#74C--Lady Grey--the ever-vigilant FMU Seamstress.

Other members of the FMU staff:

Secretary General: Girl Friday
Special Representative to the Secretary General (our Marita): frog
Official Insane Vampire Groundskeeper: Bragh
Head of Security (Seargent 'O Harms): Rikldo
Special Advisor to Yappi: Lady Grey
Kitchen Supervisor: Czarina Alex
Archivist and Official Historian: Nicky C
Hospitality Coordinator: Michelle, our Martha Stewart Woman
Librarian: Elisa
Head of the FMU Laboratory: Rena
Scientific Advisor: embee
Infirmary Staff: Nurse Owens, NurseM, Brooke, Zadkiel, Angela, Colleen
Consultant Sex Therapists: Dr. 2Red and Professor X-Files
Poet Laureates: Vixen and Neonsister
Dean of Fox Mulder University (FMU)-an affiliated institution: Flag
Official Bartender (because even "Hell Money" looks good after a few
margaritas!): TWallace
Curator of the Max Fenig Shrine and Museum: Neonsister
Official Dragonkeeper: Spitfire
Parthenon Curator: Firefly and his DF mites
Official Trench Digger: Girl Friday
Zookeeper: Angela
Music Coordinator for the FMU Theater: Professor X-Files
Music Co-coordinator: Girl Friday
Consort General: Professor X-Files
First Official GenderBender of the FMU: Firefly
Official Spy of the FMU: Myra
Prince of the 'Shippers: Zadkiel
FMU Veterinarian: Dr. X-Gal
Official Scapegoat: Bragh
The Lone Gunmen: Langly--Bragh Byers--Flag Frohike--Clannad
Official Current Events Correspondent: Pixie
Lady of the 'Shippers: Sculder
Official Spinner of Yarn: Pixie
First Official Alien of the FMU: AOR NOE785
The Phantom of the FMU: Bri
The First Member of 1998: Shush
First Honorary Member of the FMU: Reaper
Baptizer of Cameras: Firefly
Keeper of the Words: Starseed
G.Gordon Liddy of the FMU: Onyx
First Official Bot of the FMU: Freak the Bot

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